Alien found in Panama

Cerro Azul, Panama
Thursday September 17, 2009
Staff Writer

or is it?

The hottest buzz on the Internet is focused right here in Panama. Several teenagers stumbled upon this rubbery creature near a creek in the nearby community of Cerro Azul. Sources say it is eerily similar to the “Montauk Monster“, the yet-to-be identified animal photographed on a New York beach last year. Various claims allege it was a dead dog, a film prop or a marketing prank. Its remains have never been found. The Cerro Azul cadaver is most likely an albino hairless sloth. But then again, let’s wait to see if the guys in the white bio suits transport it to Hangar 84. We’ll keep you posted.